Favroite Quotes

I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.

One night a man had a dream. He dreamedhe was walking along the beach with the LORD.Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.When the last scene of his life flashed before him,he looked back at the footprints in the sand.He noticed that many times along the path ofhis life there was only one set of footprints.He also noticed that it happened at the verylowest and saddest times in his life.This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way.But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."The LORD replied:"My son, my precious child,I love you and I would never leave you.During your times of trial and suffering,when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

"SAM'S FAULT!" -Co- workers at WPRF"

That's not customer service, that's attitude service"-DeAnthony

"Ladies first" - DeAnthony

"The skill to the game is cheating." -Catie, Sam, Rachel

"GO DANNY!!!"- Director at the Waukesha Civic Theater

"Sob Jeff, SOB!"-Me-a bunch of laughter-"Are you calling ME that?" -Jeff

"I just saw your boobie"- Kate Zarling

"My Flippin Chimp is hollarin' back!!!!"

"CRS! FORMATION NOW!"

"Sam did it!"-Rachel"I didn't do it!"- Me

Dez- "I can't believe she called me that!"

Dez- "Well, I was going to come in and help out tomorrow, but you know what I am."

"Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is Snaps."

Jake- "Medium rare"

Rachel- "Can you tan your tongue?"

Me- " No, my brother is not Brianna Barneys mom's pride and joy."

Me- "Since when do we walk on sidewalks?"

Me-"Dang Dude..."
Rachel-"What to what what what(studdering)"Me- "T-T-T-Today Jr."

Catie- "Ugh! I have a lot of saliva!"

Barry- "Tongue or no tongue?"

Mary- "Get down on your manikins"

Rachel- "Who stares at the back of snowmen?" Me- "Kids who don't wear underwear"

Rachel- " Kids with no underwear, guns, wine" Me-"Flying snowmen who steal motercycles" Rachel-"No wonder they gave this movie NR"